Monday 27 January 2014

Pick n' Mix - RuckedOver's England XV for the Six Nations



The Six Nations.  It’s like Christmas time for European rugby fans, only the sense of optimism and excitement is tinged with a foreboding sense of dread and potential despondency.  A bit like asking for the official Thunderbirds Tracey Island toy, but suspecting that your parents (bless them) are attempting the Blue Peter version toilet-roll-and-sticky-back-plastic version.
Perhaps no other country gets that odd mix of expectations more than England, and with good reason too.  A win ratio of 2 from 3 in the autumn doesn’t sound that bad, but when you consider that England’s best display was in their defeat to the All Blacks, it was really a rather mixed bag.  Add in the fact that injuries have shorn them of no fewer than 4 Lions Test players – and their main attacking threat in the backline – then you begin to realise that there is a real unknown quantity about England at the moment.  Picking a side is proving to be even more tricky than usual – especially out wide – but nonetheless, RuckedOver gives it a stab...

 
 
Front Row

 
England's area of real strength is predictably depleted once again by the absence of poor Alex Corbisiero, the Northampton loosehead who was so crucial to the Lions' victory in Australia last summer.  Somebody buy that man a new set of knees, honestly (I would offer my own, but they're not in much better shape). 

 
However, despite the absence of the part-time gangster rapper, there are blokes who can fill in admirably.  Mako Vunipola is a Lions Test prop as well and is a thunderous presence in the loose, whilst Joe Marler is no shrinking violet either and is enjoying an outstanding season with Harlequins and – most importantly – has settled on a haircut that doesn't make him look like a cross between a nightclub doorman from Scunthorpe and an imbecilic clown.  For me, the Harlequins man gets the nod – not just for his sensible barnet, but also for his form this year and his much improved work at scrum-time.  Plus, the sight of big Mako Vunipola coming off the bench after 60 minutes (the return of the Mak, if you will) is enough to worry any opposition.

 
It is perhaps at hooker, though, where I think one of the most exciting battles for a starting shirt is taking place.  Perhaps that reflects poorly on what I define as 'exciting', but Dylan Hartley and Tom Youngs have been pushing each other to new heights this season.  Youngs lost his place after an indifferent Autumn series, but – given the fact he became a father slap bang in the middle of it – it's understandable if his head wasn't quite 100% focussed.  That said, Hartley took his opportunity extremely well, and his ferocity in the loose, his leadership and his relation with fellow 'key cogs' in Tom Wood and Courtney Lawes at lineout time mean that he should get the nod.  I happen to think that Youngs is the better hooker though – and with Leicester man leading a lineout with the best success rate in the country (91%), it would suggest that his throwing-in is not as weak as many would make out.  His work-rate and physicality around the park borders somewhere between impressive and psychotic, but it will be up to the geometrically-perfect square-on-legs to earn his place back with displays from the bench this Spring.  The back-up, namely Rob Webber and the increasingly impressive Dave Ward, have a fair way to go before they catch up with Youngs and Hartley in my opinion.  The good news all round, though, is that these two look to battle each other all the way up to the World Cup for a starting spot – and beyond…

 
The battle for tighthead is, unfortunately, about as exciting as the shirt's current incumbent.  Dan Cole is quiet, understated, but devastatingly effective – and one of the first names down on the team sheet.  After an initial 'bedding in' period with the new scrummaging laws, Cole has re-established himself as one of the best set-piece operators in Europe and still offers a real threat at the breakdown, too.  Worryingly, for the men in white, his back up – the dynamic Dave Wilson – is out injured, meaning that should Victor Mildrew's massive cousin go down injured, the highly promising but inexperienced Henry Thomas is in line for a baptism of fire.  He can expect a bench spot this tournament.

 
 
Second Row

 
On to the gangly gang, and an injury to another Lion and stand-out England performer in Geoff Parling has proven to be a blessing in disguise.  Courtney Lawes has jumped (literally) at the chance to lead the lineout with his old mucker, Dylan Hartley, and is finally fulfilling that potential we all knew he had.  He's mastered that terrifying aggression with an intelligence of knowing 'where the line is' – with that 'line' being a fly-half's rib-cage just as they pass the ball – meaning that he's no longer the liability he once was.

 
Packing down next to him will surely be the cherub-faced Joe Launchbury.  Despite having a toddlers face on Martin Johnson's body, the young lock is tremendously physical and mobile around the park and looks like being a fixture in the England pack for years to come.  Backing this pair up in the Six Nations squad is Bath's Dave Attwood and Leicester's Ed Slater.  Both are big, nasty, aggressive units who won't be phased by physical opposition – for me, I'd give Slater the nod for the bench spot given the fact he's slightly more mobile than Attwood. 

 
And all this is to ignore the plethora of emerging talent England have in the engine-room of the pack – guys like George Kruis and Graham Kitchener are pushing very hard indeed for a spot in the senior set-up.  The future looks very bright indeed for England's man-mountains.

 
 
Back Row

 
Now this is odd.  Usually the position of fiercest debate, the loose-trio now has a rather 'settled' look about it for the first time in years.  Yes, that's helped by the fact that yet another Test Lion, Tom Croft, is out with a knee injury, but even if he was fit you do wonder if his inclusion would upset the balance that England currently seem to have.

First up, at blindside, is Tom Wood.  He likes to claim he's a 7 – as almost all English flankers seem to do – but he's a top rate blindside, getting through a mountain of dirty work that often isn't noticed.  For so long, people used to claim he was the new 'Richard Hill', but it is only in the last year he has truly lived up to that mantle.  That said, he still possesses a scavenger instinct over the ball at rucktime, so perhaps there is more of the openside in him than I give him credit for.  With Croft out, Tom Johnson is the man with an eye on the 6 shirt but, despite being a worthy competitor, I don't see him stepping up to top international standards consistently.

 
One of the reasons Wood won't be able to get his hands on the 7 shirt is the presence of Chris Robshaw, the captain.  If you are one of the people who spout the lazy argument that "he's not a 7", get out now.  We're all very bored of it.  Last season Robshaw averaged 1.9 turnovers per game for England, a fraction shy of Richie McCaw's 2.1.  However, Robshaw carried more, made more tackles and more offloads.  What more can he do?  The guy's work-rate is out of this world, and the fact that we go into the Six Nations with no moaning about his suitability as a seven or as a captain for once, should be a moment of sweet victory for the Harlequins man.  And with Matt Kvesic not kicking on as he would like to at struggling Gloucester, Robshaw looks set to play another leading role for his country.  Oh, and my girlfriend is telling me to also point out that he's 'hot'.  Because that's very important too, apparently.

 
Packing down at the back of the scrum will be Billy Vunipola, the Saracens behemoth who has been a key force in a side that has been sweeping all before them on the domestic front this season.  He still has a tendency to drift in and out of games and have the occasional sulk, but with Robshaw and Wood taking care of all the gritty work, the big man can concentrate on hitting big lines off the half backs' shoulders.  He'll get that 8 shirt ahead of Big Ben Morgan, who has had a frustrating time behind a Gloucester front 5 who spend most of the time on their arses.  I think that Morgan has the better attitude and rugby-brain, but he'll have to make the most of his impacts off the bench if he's to win back a starting spot.

 
 
Half Backs

 
A real headache, this one, and not just from the amount of yapping your 9s tend to do.  The accepted trio seem to be Danny Care, Lee Dickson and Ben Youngs, but don't discount Richard Wigglesworth either, who is having an intelligent and consistent season at Saracens.  But the position at 9 seems to be one of real frustration, with all 3 main incumbents having runs in the shirt – promptly followed by a loss in form – and I think now is the time for Lancaster to nail his colours to the mast and say which duo he thinks will be his leading pair in 2015.  For me, it has to be Youngs and Care.  Youngs has the complete game, and on his day can be sublime, but his form is sketchy at the current time, whilst Care offers a real threat around the fringes and the ability to create holes for his back row.  He's also in very decent nick at the moment, and so gets the starting spot ahead of Youngs at the moment.  It's extremely harsh on Dickson, who is always reliable, but I don't think he has the attributes of an international scrum-half and his last display, against New Zealand, which was riddled with errors, shows that even he is not immune to the odd howler.

 
At fly-half, you can bet your mortgage (if you are lucky enough to have one, as opposed to paying nose-bleedingly bad rental rates) on Owen Farrell taking the 10 shirt.  Yes, I think 'daddy' has been somewhat helpful in allowing Farrell Junior to have an extended run in the shirt, but since the removal of Toulouse-bound Toby Flood from the squad, he becomes the only real choice with Freddie Burns struggling to find form and George Ford, Flood's replacement, only just out of nappies (allegedly). 
 
Despite popular opinion, Farrell is a very decent fly-half, as he has shown for Saracens, and is an expert at accumulating points.  But he needs others, rather than himself, to create the gaps and go through them, which is why his game needs to be focussed on standing flat to the line, keeping straight, and distributing swiftly.  Leave the magic to your 9 and those outside you.  Warming the bench, I expect to see young Ford making the odd cameo.  The lad has talent flowing through his veins and it wouldn't be surprising to see him take that 10 shirt ahead of 2015, if he keeps improving at the current rate.

 
 
Centres

 
Now officially the most tedious debate since the "who killed JFK" incident.  Except we're probably closer to solving that latter than we are to picking two centres to provide both creativity and running threat in equal measure – at least, we are until a certain Samoan-born individual returns from injury. 
 
That 12 shirt, which has for so long been the bane of the English game, now has a small army of potential suitors.  Leading the way is Billy Twelvetrees, who is one of the few bright lights in a disappointing Gloucester side, and is a man who showed tremendous backbone to bounce back from a howler against Australia in the Autumn to weigh in with two impressive displays against Argentina and New Zealand.  With Farrell at 10, having a second receiver is utterly crucial and Twelvetrees can count himself as favourite to start against France, where he will look to demonstrate his running threat and leadership skills as well.  Behind him, the choices are varying and intriguing – the returning Brad Barritt is a defensive powerhouse with limited ability going forward, Kyle Eastmond lacks size but is a crack-a-jack with the ball in hand, whilst Luther Burrell is direct and in form but is an unproven entity at this level.

 
The 13 shirt, however, is completely empty – thanks to a pectoral injury to Manu Tuilagi – and very difficult to fill.  Following Tuilagi into the 13 shirt is a bit like following Ron Jeremy into an orgy; there's a very decent chance you'll feel inadequate.  And it's made all the more difficult in that the 2 obvious replacements – Henry Trinder and Jonathan Joseph – are both crocked, meaning Lancaster will be forced to pick a 12 to play out of position.  I suspect he is likely to pick Luther Burrell, who offers a similar direct-threat to Tuilagi, but he'll also be aware that Barritt has plenty of experience at outside-centre too.  I'd pick Eastmond though, on the basis that he offers something completely different to Tuilagi, and having a variety of threatening options is key for any side.  Manu may well be back for the last 2 games of the season, but whoever steps into his spot will have a chance to really lay down a marker for future games.

 
 
Back Three

 
Nothing currently fills an English fan with soul-crushing disappointment like the knowledge that two of the most talented prospects in the game, Christian Wade and Marlande Yarde, are injured for this year's Six Nations.  On the same subject, nothing fills a fan with dread like the sight of Chris 'Turnstiles' Ashton trotting out to take his place on the right wing.  But, with the injuries England have, I suspect that is a sight fans will have to get used to.

 
There is going to be a new face on the left wing though, for certain.  A lot of noises are being made about Jack Nowell, the young Exeter powerhouse, taking a spot on the left wing, and I wouldn't be surprised (or disappointed) to see that happen, but I've long been a fan of Johnny May and think he's looked very sharp this season, despite having limited opportunities.  He's got serious pace to burn and a fantastic step on him and, despite the fact he occasionally looks like a headless chicken, can be lethal in open space.

 
On the right, then, it looks like Ashton will retain his spot.  But I wouldn't have him, despite having an inexperienced bloke on the left.  I've long been a fan of the cocky winger, and have defended him previously, but he's ran out of chances now.  He was poor in the autumn, despite looking sharp for Sarries, and there's no reason to think he's suddenly going to bring back his form of 3 years ago either.  I'd plump for Anthony Watson, the Bath full-back-cum-wing, who provides safety under the high-ball – a favourite trait of Lancaster's – as well as a gorgeously balanced and explosive style of running.  For me, the risk of playing Ashton now outweighs the risks of playing a debutant, but I'd still be surprised to see him out of the squad all together.

 
Full back is, of course, a welcome breath of fresh air, in that Mike Brown is streets ahead of the competition.  Brown was one England's best performers over the Autumn and, despite looking like he'd kick you in the crotch and nab your wallet given half a chance, he's a superb presence at the back with that uncanny ability to always been the first defender.  With Ben Foden and a resurgent Mathew Tait injured, Alex Goode is the only main competition for the Harlequins man.  Despite an impressive run of form for Sarries, Goode has too much ground to make up and, for me, is a long shot to make the squad.
 

RuckedOver's England XV:  Marler, Hartley, Cole; Launchbury, Lawes; Wood, Robshaw (c), B Vunipola; Care, Farrell; May, Twelvetrees, Eastmond, Watson, Brown.

 
Subs:  T Youngs, M Vunipola, Thomas, Slater, Morgan, B Youngs, Ford, Ashton

 

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