As 2014 bites the dust, we at RuckedOver take a look at the best, the worst, and the weirdest of the year in our annual gong-fest, which, to be honest, is the only set of awards in the rugby world anyone really cares about. Probably.
International
Team of the Year
The All Blacks were, by and large, awesome once again (yawn), and
England Women were deserved winners of the World Cup, but I find it hard to
look past Ireland. Let's not forget just how crap they were for
most of 2013, and they lost their talisman, Brian O'Driscoll, mid-way through this
year. But Joe Schmidt is building a side
with power, invention and pragmatism in equal measure; a side that can start to
get noted as genuine World Cup contenders (albeit dark horses), with convincing
wins over South Africa and Australia providing plenty of optimism for fans from
the Emerald Isle.
Domestic
Team of the Year
Northampton Saints and Toulon spring to mind quickly, with both
bringing home domestic and European doubles, but let's be honest, they were
pretty much favourites before the year began, with out and out quality bursting
from the seams. But the big surprise for
me was the Waratahs, who won their
maiden Super XV title. Yes, they have a
sprinkling of stardust via the likes of Izzy Folau, Kurtley Beale and Adam
Ashley-Cooper, but it is the emergence of new stars from their ranks that have
really propelled them into 'Champion' status – the intelligent and sharp
Bernard Foley and the amusingly large Will Skelton were two real stand-outs
this year. A great year for
Sydney-siders.
Player
of the Year
Brodie Retallick was the pundit's choice, winning the World Rugby
Player of the Year award despite looking like Lurch from the Adams Family, but
I'm leaning towards Duane Vermeulen. The big South African has really added to his
game, going from a cumbersome thug to athletic maestro in just over a year, and
can now genuinely be placed into the same bracket as the exceptional Keiran
Read. Yes, he works well in the tight
and makes yards where you shouldn't, but his ability to attack the wider
channels – in a very Read-like manner – has been a huge asset for the
Springboks, who have used sublime offloading skills and surprising pace for a
big chap to great effect.
Breakthrough
of the Year
George Ford and Malaki Fekitoa look like they will be big stage
players for the next decade or so, but the emergence of Rhys Webb has really impressed me.
Mike Phillips has held down that 9 shirt for the best part of 6 years,
despite being appallingly average for the last 3, and so it is great for Welsh
rugby that someone with real intelligence, pace and confidence has stepped in
to make the shirt his own. Yes, he still
has some learning to do, but he looks like a guy who will be giving defensive
coaches nightmares for years to come.
Team
of the Year
1. Joe Marler (England), 2. Agustin Creevy (Argentina), 3. Owen
Franks (New Zealand), 4. Brodie Retallick (New Zealand), 5. Samu Manoa (USA),
6. Chris Robshaw (England), 7. Richie McCaw (New Zealand), 8. Duane Vermeulen
(South Africa), 9. Rhys Webb (Wales), 10. Johnny Sexton (Ireland), 11. Julian
Savea (New Zealand), 12. Jean De Villiers (South Africa), 13. Tevita Kuridrani
(Australia), 14. Ben Smith (New Zealand), 15.
Willie Le Roux (South Africa).
Coach
of the Year
It could quite easily have gone to Gary Street for leading
England's Women's side to World Cup glory, but Joe Schmidt has to take the award.
Taking on a side that was about as threatening as a damp flannel,
Schmidt has re-ignited that trademark passion and aggression within the ranks
and has complimented it with an accurate gameplan for the pack and real variety
in the backline. He also seems to have
coped with the loss of Brian O'Driscoll pretty well, although the search for
his long term successor goes on.
Try
of the Year
Derick
Hougaard v New Zealand.
It doesn't matter that he had a pants season when you get to finish off
this beauty. Watch and drool:
Match of the Year
The Danny Care Sh*t Haircut Award
Surprise
of the Year
The Chiefs have surprised the Premiership this year with many
(including myself) anticipating that they would struggle, and Ireland's
resurgence has certainly raised a few eyebrows, but I think the whole of
England is pretty much stunned by just how cr*p London Welsh are. They
caused an upset by beating Bristol to reach the Premiership, surprised us all
by sacking off half of that promotion winning side and filling the spaces with
journeymen and Premiership rejects with nonetheless top-flight experience, and
then that side continued to surprise us by shipping roughly 50 points a
game. Yes, the side has not been put
together well, despite the efforts of their talented coaches, but it still goes
to show the problems that the ludicrous Play-Off system in the Championship
pose, forcing clubs to panic buy with no time for integration.
Cock-up
of the Year
Liam Williams, Dylan Hartley or Delon Armitage all deserve slaps
around the head for various incidents of stupity, but the overall award
actually goes to the Leicester Tigers
management. Whether that's Richard
Cockerill, or the men above him (such as Peter Tom), I don't know, but what we
do know is that the decision not replace Matt O'Connor with an established
backs coach was a brain-bustingly crap decision. Geordan Murphy will one day be a fine coach,
but not after half a season, and the man who became 'attack coach', Paul Burke,
was officially the world's most boring man – the poor bloke was given the chop
for the mistakes of the men above him.
If you compare Leicester's approach to Northampton's, who snapped up the
well-regarded Alex King, the results are clear to see – and not just from the
last encounter, where the Tigers were outplayed despite having a 1 man
advantage for 70 minutes. A side
boasting the likes of Tuilagi, Burns, Goneva, Tait, Allen and Benjamin should
not be less threatening than a bag of kittens and, although Aaron Mauger has
been booked in for next year, it is 12 months too late from the Leicester
board.
Quote
of the Year
"I don't hate anyone.
Peace and love. I just don't like
c*nts." – Martin 'Confucius' Castrogiovanni.Words to live by, Castro. That seems like an appropriate note on which to wish everyone a very Happy New Year and a successful 2015!