Thursday, 30 May 2013

What Lies Beneath...The Opposition Down Under - Part 1 - The Wallabies




And so the weekend has finally arrived and the Lions Tour of Australia 2013 will kick off...in Hong Kong.  Against the Barbarians.  Weird, right?  Well, that’s the nature of the professional game these days, but I’m sure everyone is getting excited about Wednesday when the Lions will launch their first assault on Australian soil in Perth against the Western Force.  Of course, this weekend marks the last round of matches in Super Rugby before an effective Lions break, so it’s the last chance many potential Wallabies will have to impress that egotistical scrotum Robbie Deans before the extended squad is announced. 

In Part 1 of RuckedOver’s 2 part guide to the Tour, we take a look at who are the chief contenders to pull on that green and gold jersey in less than a month’s time...

Front Row

The Aussie front row often gets a bad rep – perhaps spearheaded by the appearance of Matt Dunning, who looked like drunk pub landlord and couldn’t scrummage, but was talented at useless prop forwarding skills such as this:

 
But the truth is, aside from the very odd shocker, the Aussie scrum has improved dramatically over the last couple of years and regularly stands up to pressure in the Rugby Championship – which, when you consider that they’re up against scrum-lovers Argentina and South Africa, is a pretty solid achievement.  I’m not saying they’re world beaters, but one of the easiest mistakes to make would be to assume that, just because renowned scrummagers Adam Jones and Dan Cole are in the squad, the Lions are going to walk the set piece.

The loosehead side of the scrum is one of the easiest calls to make, with Benn Robinson proving during the autumn – aside from a nightmare against France – that he is more than capable of causing a few problems of his own in the scrum, with great performances against England and Wales.  He may not be the most mobile, but at least he looks in marginally better shape than Dunning and his set piece ability gets him the nod from me...plus, having the powerful carrying ability of Sekope Kepu on the bench is a useful option later on in the game.  On the tighthead side, it’s a close call between Ben Alexander and James Slipper, but the older Brumbies prop just gets the nod because of his big-game experience and slightly stronger work in the set piece – although the mobile and versatile Slipper is no slouch in the tight and offers some serious pace around the park too.

At hooker, the Wallabies have tried several options with varying success – Tatafu Polota-Nau is powerful but not the greatest thrower (and is now crocked) whilst Saia Faingaa is enthusiastic but pretty much a liability in all set-pieces – so once again I’m going to go for the experience and technical excellence of the human egg, Stephen Moore.  The Brumbies man is a solid scrummager – which, if you haven’t guessed from my selections, is an area I think needs to be beefed up – and has a great engine on him.  He’ll be chomping at the bit to get stuck into the Lions, so he starts and Faingaa benches.


Second Row

Following in the footsteps of great second rows like John Eales and Nathan Sharpe isn’t easy, but one man’s done such a good job that – injuries permitting – he is another shoe-in for the side.  James Horwill, Reds captain, gets the nod as skipper of the Wallabies from me – a statement that the Wallabies will be up for the physical battle the Lions will be bringing.  The big guy is a powerful presence in the loose and a smart operator in the lineout, and he’ll be relishing the thought of throwing himself into the touring behemoths.  Partnering him, I’m going to go for his Queensland buddy Rob Simmons.  The gangly lock has come on in leaps and bounds over the last couple of the years and is quickly becoming an ‘enforcer’ in the pack – he loves to get stuck into the opposition forwards, getting under their skin and he is a decent carrier as well.  Having the raw physicality of Sitaleki Timani is not a bad option to have on the bench either.


Back Row

As ever, this is a pretty competitive spot – although a little bit of the gloss has been taken out of the occasion by the knowledge that David “which way’s the beach?” Pocock and George “Evergreen” Smith won’t be fit in time for the Test Series.  They’re two world class operators at openside but, luckily for the Wallabies, it’s not really a position where they’re lacking in depth.  Michael Hooper and Liam Gill are both great young options who will have to deal with a lot of responsibility, but the Waratah’s performances in a green and gold jersey in the Autumn series and his physical carrying for the NSW side this season puts him in pole position for the 7 shirt, with Gill providing the pace injection off the bench.  On the blindside, Scott Higginbotham is, in my opinion, one of the best flankers in the southern hemisphere despite looking like he’s just walked off the set of Crocodile Dundee.  Superb technique with and without the ball make him a real danger man and he’s an absolute certainty to start at 6 or 8 – he’s been a one man wrecking ball for the Rebels.  That leaves the number 8 spot to be filled by the intimidating figure of Wycliff Palu – the Waratahs number 8 is a colossal ball carrier and guaranteed metres maker, and it’s that ability to give his half backs front-foot ball that gets him the nod over the hard-working Brumbie Ben Mowen.

 
Half Backs

Where do the Wallabies get their 9s from?  As soon as one magician retires, another steps straight in and steps it up another notch – Nick Farr-Jones, George Gregan and now Will Genia.  The Queenslander is probably the easiest pick in the side with his lightning service and sharp eye for a gap...and he’s not afraid to get stuck into the nasty stuff as well, which will be useful if the Lions try to bully him via the ever-friendly Mike Phillips.  Nic White will prove a useful back up after a great season impressing with the Brumbies, although he will be hoping not to run into any more brick walls like this:

 
At fly half I’m going to ignore the moronic Robbie Deans and pick Quade Cooper.  Why?  Well, aside from his umbilical-like connection with Genia, on his day he’s the best attacking fly half in the world and he, above anyone else, can bring the best out of the supremely talented backs outside him.  Sure, he may be about as popular as a fart in an elevator, but I’d want my 10 to be both cocky and have the tactical nous to manage a gameplan – something Cooper does very well indeed.  I’ll be picking James O’Connor elsewhere and I’ve avoided Kurtley Beale on account of there probably being coach travel and alcohol involved in games (see here for an explanation), so the Queenslander starts at 10.

 
Centres

It may not be the strongest position for the Wallabies but there’s still some real class in the ranks.  At 12, I’m going to go for a second playmaker in Berrick Barnes.  The Waratahs man has the experience and calmness to take control if Cooper does decide to flap and will relieve the pressure on his flyhalf, plus he’s been in great form since his return from injury – a fantastic solo display against the Brumbies being a particular highlight.  In my opinion, he’s the Toby Flood of Australia – perennially underrated in an international shirt, despite nobody really recalling a poor game.  Christian Leali’ifano is very unlucky but I think he’ll provide a great bench option and will be able to exploit space when the game opens up.  Outside Barnes I’ve picked another Waratah in Adam Ashley-Cooper, one of the most reliable and effective runners in the game.  The experienced centre has the wheels of a wing and line-picking ability of a full back, as well as being a rock in defence – Wallaby fans will have no worries about him dealing with the physical threats of Tuilagi and/or Roberts.

 
Back 3

There’s no shortage of depth in the back 3 as once again there’s a plethora of quality Australian wingers just waiting to follow in the footsteps of greats like David Campese.  Actually, perhaps that’s a bad example...
 


On the left wing I’ll be going for the electric and powerful Digby Ione – injury permitting of course as he seems to be made of glass at the moment (not that I can talk).  The Queenslander has experience at scoring tries against top opposition and has the ability to create a try out of absolutely nothing, and for that X-Factor he just gets into my side ahead of the ultra-physical and hard-working Nick Cummins, who earns a place on the bench.  On the opposite side, I’ll be picking James O’Connor in the number 14 jersey – where he’s played his best rugby for the Wallabies.  I’m unconvinced of his playmaking abilities at 10 but the Justin Bieber lookalike has the acceleration and strength to excel in the open spaces outwide – especially if, as expected, he’ll be against bigger men.  His ability to come off his wing and throw wide passes is also an attractive option for the Wallabies, and overall the Rebels star just has too much quality to leave out.

At fullback, I’m going to fold and go for Israel Folau.  Yes, I’m a victim of Izzy Fever – the NRL/ARL convert has got better and better with each game, looking solid under the high ball and offering serious speed, footwork and power when joining the line in attack – not to mention his counterattacking ability when running the ball back from deep.  He shades it ahead of Brumbies fullback, Jesse Mogg, but either of these 2 could do a stunning job in the 15 shirt – it all depends, as debutants, who will handle the pressure of winning a first test cap against the Lions...

 
RuckedOver’s Wallaby Squad for the First Test

Starting Line up: Robinson, Moore, Alexander, Horwill, Simmons, Higginbotham, Hooper, Palu, Genia, Cooper, Ione, Barnes, Ashley-Cooper, O’Connor, Folau.

Subs:  Faingaa, Kepu, Slipper, Timani, Gill, White, Leali’ifano, Cummins.

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