Well, another round down, and another step towards the Grand Slam for England, another skip towards redemption for the Welsh and the Scots, and another leap into a parallel universe for Saint-Andre's tactical decision making. The three matches over the weekend had it all - blood (in the shape of Manu Tuilagi's semi-detached ear), sweat (all that hair from Castrogionvanni and Jones in the Italian-Welsh scrum must get stifling) and tears (from any French supporter as Frederic Michalak replaced Francois Trinh-Duc).
So, before we are deafened by the sound of French wailing, let's take a look at who flopped and who came up trumps this weekend...
Italy
What happened?
Everyone was wandering if we were going to see the Italian
side from the first week or the second week against Wales and, unfortunately
for the home fans, it was the latter.
The Italians seem to have lost some confidence and struggled in
horrendous conditions in Rome, playing without pace – drifting sideways with a flat
attacking line that was about as threatening as wet sponge. Even in the set piece, where the Azzurri
would have hoped to have gained the upper hand, they were under the cosh. Although they ended up with an even count of
scrum penalties, don't let that fool you – Wales were dominant, with Lo Cicero
enduring a torrid time on his 101st cap and Castrogiovanni not faring much
better, receiving a yellow card for his efforts. In the backs, fly half Kris Burton looked
lost at times, but in fairness he was given very few options by his centres or
back row. The positives? Defensively the Italians were largely solid,
but they themselves were rarely threatened it monsoon-like conditions that
stifled any thoughts of attacking rugby.
The Winners
·
Andrea Masi – once again the pick of the backs
for the Italians. Aggressive and direct,
he made yards whenever he had the ball and played with passion throughout.
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Manoa Vosawai – the big number 8 had some big
shoes to fill in Parisse's absence, but gave a strong account of himself with a
number of strong carries, despite his handling not being quite up to scratch.
The Losers
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Andrea Lo Cicero – The veteran prop was smashed
in the scrum in a way he probably hasn't experienced since he was a
teenager. Maybe age is finally catching
up with him.
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Kris Burton – Although not helped by those
outside him, Burton cut a striking resemblance to a rabbit in headlights
against Wales, not knowing when to kick or when to prance around in front of an
onrushing defence
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Sergio Parisse – The inspirational captain was a
huge loss to the Italians after he was caught swearing at the referee
(allegedly) in English during a Top 14 game – see below. He may have to learn Swahili if he doesn't
want to get noticed in the future.
What's Next?
The Italian Job doesn't get any easier as they travel to
Twickenham to take on an England side who have got into the habit of
winning. There won't be a huge amount of
expectation within the team, but hopefully coach Jacques Brunel will use this
as an opportunity for the Italians to try and be more adventurous. Their defence was reasonably solid against the
Welsh – one fluke try and another conceded when down to 14 men were their only
line breaches – but it was their attack that let them down. Once again, as against Scotland, they had the
lion's share of possession (56%) and territory (58%) but didn't do anything
useful with it, drifting laterally on slow ball. Against England the back row needs to be far
more aggressive on the clear out to ensure quick ball and, when they have that,
they may as well chuck it about a bit – they have nothing to lose, and who
knows, they might stumble on a winning formula, especially with the likes of
Masi, Benvenutti and Venditti lurking out wide, just waiting to get the ball
into space.
Wales
What happened?
Well, it wasn’t the scintillating display of “total rugby”
that Welsh fans may have been hoping for, following their pressure-releasing
victory over France – but it was a win.
The fact that barely 3 passes were strung together before someone dropped
it or fell over was both irrelevant and understandable, given that conditions
in Rome were less Mediterranean and more Merthyr Tydfil. In one sense, that should have helped the
visitors, but there were plenty of positives regardless of the handling
problems for the men in red – the scrum was surprisingly dominant, the defence
was rock solid and their kicking game was, for the most part, very
accurate. And in conditions like that,
they were three very important positives to take. Although they created little, aside from a
well-worked try for Alex Cuthbert, it’s difficult to point it out as a negative
as flinging the ball about in that rain would have been as helpful as
installing a condom machine in the Vatican.
The Winners
·
Adam Jones – I’ve been critical of the half
man/half yeti, but he turned in a dominant scrummaging performance of old
here. Take a look at his dismantling of Lo Cicero below. Would still like to see him put
himself about more in the loose, but certainly made up some ground on Dan Cole
on Saturday.
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Gethin Jenkins – Awesome performance from the
Toulon man. Massive performance against
Castrogiovanni, he also helped his side defensively with a couple of technically
perfect turnovers
·
Ryan Jones – 6 Months ago, he was nowhere near
the Lions plane – now he’s being mentioned as a potential starter. Nothing flash, just hard graft in the rain. Made his tackles and safe in the carry;
exactly what was needed.
The Losers
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Jamie Roberts – This was the kind of game that
the big man should have excelled in, but it’s hard to recall a moment when he didn’t drop the ball. A big game from the centre is long overdue.
·
Jonathan Davies – OK, I know he’s not a
commentator by trade, he’s an analyst, but I am still in disbelief at how bad
he was when he took over from the chunder-struck Andrew Cotter. Miserable, high-pitched and incredibly,
incredibly biased, it was a venomous cocktail for the ears.
What’s next?
With the revival bang on track, the Welsh will head up to
Murrayfield with a healthy amount of confidence – but they’ll be facing an
equally confident Scottish outfit in what is already looking like it could be a
cracker of a match. Howley has some
interesting selection decisions to make – is this the time to bring back Sam
Warburton, and what about Alun Wynn Jones?
I would suggest yes to both. Now
confidence is up in the team, it will be easier for Warburton to lead and stamp
his undoubted class on proceedings.
Attacking play is also a bit of an unknown – against France, they were
stifled by a lack of confidence, and against Italy they were restricted by the
weather. It will be interesting to see
what they can conjure in decent
conditions – hopefully they will be able to bring their powerhouse wings, North
and Cuthbert, into the game more.
England
What happened?
For the first time this championship, England didn’t really
play well enough to have the English press gushing with effusive praise. Instead, now, they are just gushing about how
a Grand Slam is now well and truly on the cards and, in doing so, have almost
guaranteed a battering at the hands of the Welsh at the Millennium Stadium. Still, a win is a win, and a decent one
considering this was a French side which looked a far coherent and aggressive
outfit. England have been used to
beating other sides in the loose through speed and aggression – simply running
other sides off the park – but the French fought fire with fire and, for 50
minutes, were probably edging it. At
just 12-10 to England, the game could have gone either way, but Saint Lancaster
intervened with some shrewd substitutions and the increased tempo took the game
away from Les Bleus, allowing England to come away with a semi-comfortable
win. The positives? Manu Tuilagi looked back to his best in his
first start since the All Blacks game, and Chris Robshaw and Tom Wood seriously
underlined their Lions credentials once again.
The main losers are listed underneath, but check out the video below of
Tuilagi’s try to see Mike Brown take the semi-loser spot. Have you ever seen someone look more
miserable at seeing a teammate score...I think he may have wanted the ball himself...
The Winners
·
Chris Robshaw – I have watched every game this
Six Nations and I cannot recall one mistake.
The dodgy captaincy decisions seem a lifetime ago now. He a quick thinker and a quiet leader, and
has now delivered 3 excellent performances this tournament.
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Manu Tuilagi – Effectively made Bastareaud his
b*tch. Walked all over him, twice, and
then showed great hands to pick up a ball of his boot straps and surprising
acceleration to leave Vincent Clerc for dead.
·
Stuart Lancaster – Smart substitutions at smart
times. Has absolute conviction in all
that he does. He made a call starting
Lawes at 6 that didn’t work, so he brought Haskell on. Tom Youngs and Vunipola were particularly
impressive when they entered the fray, whilst Danny Care and Toby Flood both
came on at the right time to maintain the tempo. Smooth move, Stu.
The Losers
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Courtney Lawes – Obviously wanted to make a big
impression, but the only impression he did was one of a headless chicken on
pro-plus. Ran around, looking to smash
people, and missed most of the time, which gave the French impetus and set
Fofana on his way for his try.
·
Chris Ashton – When did he forget how to tackle?
I swear he was never this bad before?
His first miss on Fofana was simply down to a lack of commitment. Has to sit down and revaluate what he wants
to prove in an England shirt.
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Owen Farrell – Ok, he didn’t play that badly,
but I personally hated some of the gobby stuff he got involved with – it just
looked pathetic. People say, “Oo, that’s
his competitive edge”. Jonny Wilkinson
in his younger days was probably the most competitive bloke around and he didn’t
get involved in any of that – he just smashed the living daylights out of
people. Do that instead, Faz.
What’s next
A home game against Italy should, with all due respect to
the Italians, represent their easiest challenge so far. The Italians don’t travel particularly well
but can always make life difficult, so Lancaster will have to ensure his team
are ready to fly into the breakdown again with the same intensity of their
first two games. He’ll also have to
decide between keeping the bulk of the side the same for continuity, with Wales
coming up the following week, or make changes to give the players a rest. I reckon he should stick with the former,
aside from bringing back Ben Morgan if fit and also perhaps giving Twelvetrees
and Tuilagi a run out in the centres – Barritt certainly deserves a couple of
weeks off after some rock-solid performances.
The key is to keep the side confident and cohesive as they approach the
final two games – so expect to see more of the same from England.
France
What happened?
Well, finally Philippe Saint-Andre picked his best players
in their best positions and, lo and behold, the French turned in their best
performance of the Championship so far.
For the first 50 minutes they matched, if not edged England, in the
breakdown and were relentlessly physical.
But then Saint-Andre ruined it all, taking off the excellent Parra,
Domingo, Trinh-Duc and Kayser and replacing them with players who just couldn’t
maintain the high levels of intensity that had been set. Coupled to this was the ineffectual way they
dealt with slow ball throughout the match – going backwards 20 metres before
eventually deciding to kick it – but some aspects did show up well. Picamoles but in another titanic display
whilst Fofana scored a mesmeric try that the great Serge Blanco would have been
proud of. Now Saint-Andre just has to
remember to keep his best players on the field...
The Winners
·
Louis Picamoles – epic in defence and
attacks. Some huge carries but also cut several
Englishmen in half with massive hits. Good to see him show what he's capable of on the international stage (check out his tribute below).
·
Morgan Parra – the ‘little general’ directed his
pack well in the first half and seemed to be having a reasonable day with the
boot before Michalak was inexplicably thrust on to take over kicking duties.
·
Wesley Fofana – Although he was mainly quiet,
that try was just poor class. Sure, we
can point the finger and some pretty wet tackling, but the shimmy, the
acceleration, the hand offs and the pace were a joy to behold. Jeremy Guscott was positively swooning
afterwards.
The Losers
·
Matheiu Bastareaud – Brought in to do a job on
Tuilagi, but ended up as a doormat for most of the game. When he had the ball, he either spilt it or
was gang-tackled by group of ravenous English defenders.
·
Philippe Saint-Andre – Again. I’m not an international coach but can anyone
explain what is going through his mind when he brings off the calm Trinh-Duc
and excellent front rowers Thomas Domingo and Benjamin Kayser? They weren’t chasing the game, but by making
irrational substitutions, he just caused panic.
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Morgan Parra – Don't ever, ever dive around on
the rugby pitch clutching your face again.
It’s an embarrassment for you and your country.
What’s next?
Well, now the French are on their worst run in the 5/6
Nations since the 50s, they have the small task of going to Dublin to take on
the Irish. It’s difficult to see how the
French can bounce back from this, but Saint-Andre could start by picking the
same team that pressurised the English and making sure he keeps his best
performing players on. Makes sense, right? After that, he should just leave it to the
players – there is enough class out there to get a win against a fragile Irish
side and they will be working on their pressure defence this week – whether the
Irish start Jackson or O’Gara, they are both prone to crumbling under the close
attentions of hungry back row forwards.
Scotland
What happened?
A victory for the Scots against the Irish in one of the most
one-sided contests between two ‘top-tier’ sides in recent memory. The only problem was that they were the side
getting spanked for most of the game. They
ended a first half on just 25% possession and 14% territory, and yet were only
3 points down at the break. It looked
ominous when they conceded a try at the start of the 2nd half, but somehow,
in a tenacious way that the Scots excel at, they dragged themselves back into
the game through a potent mixture of powerful forward play, accurate goal
kicking and er...Ronan O’Gara, who aided the recovery with some bizarre
decision making for the visitors. The
Scottish scramble defence, resilience and forward power later on in the game
were all there to view in abundance, but there must be concerns about how
little possession and territory the Scottish team has been living off in their
first 3 games. A more clinical side
could, potentially, give them the hiding their stats deserve.
The Winners
·
Ryan Grant – Strong work in the scrum (see below) and
massive work in the loose, making a superb 15 tackles, missing none. Threw his hat into the ring for Lions
selection.
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Kelly Brown – Another powerful performance from
the bloodied skipper. Making 20 tackles,
the Scottish captain was a barrier that the Irish just could not break down. Special mention to big Jim Hamilton as well
for an equally big performance.
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Greg Laidlaw – He might not be flash, but he
sure is reliable. Took the points every
time they were on offer, and in this game, that was the key.
The Losers
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The centres – Not because they necessarily
played badly, but because Matt Scott and Sean Lamont barely touched the ball
for 80 minutes and must, quite frankly, have got bored.
·
First half Scotland – What a terrible
performance. Not only did they not get
out of their own half, but they were just plain lucky that they came up against
an Irish side who couldn’t finish a Sunday dinner
What’s next?
A tantalising home tie against the Welsh beckons, and at
Murrayfield, the Scots will be quietly confident. They should, however, be concerned that they
don’t seem to be able to maintain any sort of useful possession at the moment,
and a lot of their tries have come from breakaways. Scott Johnson and Dean Ryan have to find away
to get their pack more effective on the opposition ball – picking their moments
to pile in and secure the turnovers. At
the moment, they seem content to just let the opposition go through the phases,
but that won’t work against the more accurate teams. It still seems a waste for the back 3 that
Scotland possess to go without any quick ball – the forwards will need to make
sure they work to provide that against Wales.
Ireland
What happened?
This was the question on everyone’s lips after the game at
Murrayfield. How the hell did a side so
dominant in terms of possession, territory, line breaks, defenders beaten and
metres made get turned over? It was as
if, after making so many breaks in the first 20 minutes, they thought the game
was already won, without recalling that you actually have to get the ball over
the line for any of your endeavours to count for anything. Aside from the finishing, the Irish did have
some positives – their backplay was finding holes even without Sexton and D’Arcy,
the carrying around the fringes was effective and Luke Marshall looks like he
could genuinely contend for the green 12 shirt.
All that was not enough though to cover for the fact that their place
kicking was poor, their execution and decision making poorer, their set piece
unreliable and worst of all, their leaders conspicuous by their absence when
they were needed the most.
The Winners
·
Luke Marshall – Decent debut when all is said
and done. A couple of great breaks early
on and looked very lively, although his pass to Gilroy butchered a try.
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Sean O’Brien – A standout in an average Irish
pack once more, a great break led to Gilroy’s try; although he needs to curb
his lateral running at times
The Losers
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Rory Best – Struggled in the lineout which cost
the men in green valuable position time and again.
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Paddy Jackson – Harsh on his debut, but in the
cold light of day, his missed kicks cost his side dear – and they were ones he
would have got for Ulster.
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Brian O’Driscoll – With two debutants inside
him, he should have stepped in when things weren’t going their way. Instead, he was virtually anonymous and was
well shackled throughout.
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Ronan O’Gara – Absolute madness. His contribution, when he was required to
bring calmness to proceedings, was to scuff a questionable cross field kick 30
metres from his own line straight into the hands of Tim Visser, and then to
launch an impossible pass at Luke Marshall when the Irish had a try scoring
chance at the death.
What’s Next
The Irish have perhaps the perfect antidote to their blues –
Les Bleus. The French are coming to town
in less than a fortnight and coach Declan Kidney will need to ensure that his
side work on the basics this week – support play, handling, set piece etc. Too many times these skills were notably
lacking at key times – such as when Keith Earls broke down the left and ignored
the open O’Driscoll on his inside shoulder.
Kidney also has several selection dilemmas: with Sexton unlikely to be
fit, does he still stick with young Jackson after his shakey start? O’Gara didn’t suggest he’d be any more
solid. Does he keep O’Callaghan in to
combat the feisty French pack? This may
be a game the Munster veteran would excel in, so he can also expect to keep his
place. The Irish coaches will be hoping
for accuracy – the Irish fans will just be hoping for a win.